FIX THESE BEFORE UPLAODING This is the biggest ripoff since they raised the price of zyklon B. The miracle of the winking animated GIF is proportionally as Holy as the miracle of your daughter's "mystic" abortion after she got intimately involved with that meth selling biker gang. So go back to your Commodore 64 and create a new "miracle" web site to impress the credulous masses and con them in to sending you their diabetes medicine money. You must feel so proud tricking people for Jesus. Pretty soon you will have Jesus himself convinced he was a Jesus Freak.

Of course Jesus winked at me, because he has a great snese of humor! If you don't believe that, how do you explain the legions of his devotees struggling to spell a word correctly in order to damn you to hell if you got a chuckle from this site? We never got to hear any of J.C.'s jokes because Paul and the boys were busy being bureaucrats. (Just try to picture your boss telling a joke that someone with a sense of humor told him -- see what I mean?) I would give everything to have been sitting around the fire on the banks of the Galilee one evening, roasting some fish, and Jesus kind of snorts and says, "Okay, two Philistines walk into a bar ..." Enjoy the Winkin' Wonder and remember that Jesus laughed, too. God bless you, then you pass it on. Adam in Denver, Colorado

I was a sinner with a one way ticket to a villa by the lake of fire, but when my lord winked at me, I was moved to become a web programmer, so that I can help save others in my own way...Thanks Winking Jesus! Signed, 'Redeemed in Kansas'

I feel that the winking Jesus has changed my life in a way that is so subtle, so sublime, so etheral and evanescent that it it is indistinguishable from ...well, no change at all.

Is that a joke? I really saw him wink. I'm afraid that you're messing with my agnosticism.

What a totally delightful page!! I am once again, however, forcefully reminded of how humorless some so-called Christians can be (and what bad spelling and nasty language they seem to use :) The Jesus I know is capable of belly laughs, heartfelt tears -- and the occasional mischievous wink. This is the real one, folks!

It was an epiphamy!!!! :-)

Nice aminated GIF... You must have 30 - 50 frames in there to create that kind of pause. Was this in the Bible somewhere? I tell you... I have been down-right against any notion of Jesus and God being real - because I can't believe in something I can't "see" or know of in a physical form... and I know how desperate man is too answer ALL questions and I know that it's easier to say "Oh, God said so... that is why it is." instead of to seek answers through sience (because almost ALL civilizations have had their "Gods") but... I know that there is a greater power or presence that will eventually kill us out because we are dumb, immoral, wasteful, too damn arrogant, and we are killing this planet... But, I hope that if Jesus does come back, I hope he gives you your ticket to hell (Box-seats of course)

I found this to be quite humourous, and can not for the life of me understand why so many people have been offended by this. Were we not created in the image of God? Yes... So wouldn't you wager that our gift of humour and laughter came also from the Divine? Lighten up, people! How do you know that the Lord himself hasn't had a chuckle atthis page? No one knows the mind of God, after all. You see, in my opinion, this page is not making fun of God or His son, but the Church. Obviously, if the Church is breeding narrow-minded, self-righteous people like you, there must be something wrong with it. If this offends you, go back and hide beneath your rocks and dwell in the Middle Ages when it was outlawed to even read the Bible if you were a commoner. Oh, yes. This was for real. And do you know why? Because a certain Pope thought that if people read the Bible, that would lead to FREE THOUGHT.
AMEN! You are enlightened!

you are all going to hell with a gasoline g-string on enjoy
Listen up my little stone thrower! I wouldn't be caught dead in a g-string. I really dislike the way g-strings crawl up the crack of my ass.

I viewed this page with Netscape and sure enough, He winked! Then I tried it with Internet Explorer and I didn't see him wink. I dunno, maybe I was distracted or something. But when I called Microsoft Tech Support, the guy told me the version of MSIE I'm using doesn't support winking messiahs, but I could download a Savior Plug-in, which would only work if i change my preferences to allow Java scripting, reset a couple of jumpers, and buy all the coders a six-pack of Rolling Rock. Then he told me if you buy Windows 98, you can see Bill Gates wink. I'm not sure if this qualifies as a miracle, but if it makes Bill happy, in the long run we're all better off. ~A New Believer P.S. Does TMWJ also work on a Mac, or did Microsoft screw that up too?
All Tech Support people have sold their souls to Satan. Trust not anyone whose first question to you is "Have you tried restarting your computer?". Stay away from that Savior Plug-in, it has a coding error that may result in the ability to download false prophets. The Winking Jesus loves all his cyber-children, even MAC users.

I witnessed this miracle on the night of 6\5\98 at 12:25 Eastern Standard Time. I was immediately healed of my dyslexia and my chronic drooling. I also stopped whacking off nightly. I got my genatalia cut off and a breast implant and became a nun so that I could serve Jesus better.
I'm sure you will make a fine bride for The Miraculous Winking Jesus.

I became a raging alcholic after seeing Jesus wink at me. Then I started selling hash to minors when my hard drive pinched my nuts. Soon after, I began to ingest draino after Ernest Borgnine came to my house to fondle my pets. Ambassador..
The Winking Jesus works in mysterious way. I'll be damned if I can figure out why he's doing all that to you.

Upon closer inspection, I realized that this was not an image of Jesus, but of the infamous terrorist Yassir Mufi Sussar, a Muslim cum Scientologist who, once a gentle servant of Allah, was transformed by Dianetics into a rabid, homocidal minion of Elrawn. He and his band of hashishinaya lawyers have secretly wiped out half of Bolivia, which is being transformed into a giant heroin processing compound/transdimensional brothel.
DAMN! And I didn't think anyone would figure it out!

Who ever did this, u'll get punished by jesus, the holy one. He will find some one to kill u! if u don't die then i'll kill u
Listen up stone thrower! It's Jesus with a capital J! I'd be watching my back if I were you.

you had better get on your knees and beg the living god for forgivness.you are making satan happy and everything wrong is going to happen to you if you do not repent. you should be ashamed of yourself for god has suffered and died and rose again for you SCUM BAG!!! When you see things happening wrong in your life its because your doing this for satan.
Shame shame shame! You capitalize SCUM BAG, but do honor God or Jesus enough to do the same. Looks like a one-way ticket to hell to me.

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS DOES NOT NEED A COMPUTER TO GET INSIDE YOU AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE. WHOEVER MADE THIS BETTER SLEEP WITH EYES OPEN CUASE YOUR DOING MORE BAD THAN GOOD!!! WATCH YOUR BACK AND BE VERY SCARED BECAUSE YOUR WORING FOR SATAN AND HE IS NOTHING TO PLAY AROUND WITH......GET THIS CRAP OFF THE INTERNET OR LIVE WITH THE GUILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! Okay, I'll get right on that.

IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICKS,PLAYING BY YOU THE SMART GUYS OUT IN THE WHEREEVER YOU AR, PLAYING ON THE FOOLS ON STUPIDS PERSON LIKE US.IF THIS HAPPEN ABD MIRACLES HAPPEN, THEN I BELIEVE OR ELSE PLEASE CUT THE SHITS AND GO TO SLEEP, PLEASE DO NOT WAIT MY TIME AND PEOPLE TIME.
DAMN! And I didn't think anyone would figure it out!

blessed winking jesus
with his winky little eye
why is he winking at me
I don't know why
blessed winking jesus
winking like a frog
when his eye is closed
he looks like my neighbors' one-eyed dog
her name is Biscuit
Thank you TMWJ!
My favorite Winking Jesus poem!

okay......well, all I got to say is that is it saves some people, that's great....of course the people it saves are not very computer literature...but hey, if it saves people that's cool. You know I think I am going to write a BIG long message just to take up space and spill a sermon on ya'll. For those of you whom this pic has converted, it is known that God wil even use a crooked stick to get his will done (just look at some of the modern preachers we have) Now as for who desigined this, you made a good way of getting hit's on your site. So what's next...Nose Blowing Buddha? Coughing Confucius? Kinda funny eh? Naw, but for real,everyone knows it's fake, but it is a pretty god way to get hits on your site. First and foremost I love the lord, the REAL Jesus....and God is bigger than you that made this site, than me, than ANYONE....and because he is bigger than this,and he does not have our petty human emotions, God is sitting back looking at you. He is crying,because you mock the image of the one who died for your, my and everyone elses sins. but I beleive he may also be laughing because he knows you are playing stupid thing. But As it says, whatever satan usues for evil, God uses for good. You use this picture to make light of my faith, however,some people are actullay getting saved from this pic I think. So if they are, Lord let your will be done. Amen From the "Reincarnated" Master Tzu
Your welcome

Praise the Lord that I am a strong enough Christian to laugh at the devil's foolish little jokes like this. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Jesus is the King of kings and Lord of lords and hallelujah satan burns in hell.
Did he tell you the one about the three nuns? That's a good one.

A lot of people who call themselves "christians" seem to be taking this VERY seriously. Yeah, yeah, I know. Jesus is your savior; Jesus is your lord (or is it LORD); Jesus is all that and a bag of chips. Who cares? Lighten up! Christ, get a sense of humor...
Amen!

This web site is the most degrading thing I've ever read, I'm not going to sit here and say that Jesus did not wink at you because the Lord works in mysterious ways , but this Home page is totally WRONG!! Jesus is not a Capricorn those signs aren't from our Lord and savior but from SATAN!! I rebuke your homepage in the name of Jesus! And I forgive you for you know not what you've done. (I don't believe in a pastor being called "Reverend " Reverend means god, the Lord, Our savior and you sir are not Jesus Chrst.

I understand how the Christains might be offended by this page. My only qualm is that I would like to know how you got to this site in the first place. If you saw the title of it on a link, you should have immediatley categorized it as a page that is not going to present Him in a way you think is appropriate. But you came here anyway didn't you? If you truly thought it was blasphemous you wouldn't have even bothered. Some of you are a just too busy scolding everyone for their beleifs and opinions that you have forgotten a very important lesson from the bible about not judging your fellow man. I'm sorry I had to insult all the Christians like that, but let me just conclude by saying... "AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, HE WINKED"